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Chris Maddock - Point Of Entry (CD)

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Chris Maddock - Point Of Entry (CD)

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Release Date: 09/03/13

The Twin Cities' own Chris Maddock, host of Stand Up! Records' Death Comedy Jam for nearly a decade, red-faced winter-biker, devoted husband and probably-gonna-be-fine dad, and little brother to the confoundingly-named Linus, is about to give the Seventh Street Entry, First Avenue's less-famous 'round the way girl, its own Purple Rain. That's right, we're calling it: 'Point of Entry' has jokes so good and lines so memorable and they'll go down in history alongside 'You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka' and 'Let's see some asses wigglin'!' Come to think of it, he's probably said both while trying to slip a turkey leg into a cocktail, but who hasn't' Maddock's got solid marriage advice, a great punishment plan for any rogue cop who might try to bust Willie Nelson, and the good sense to know if you're busy objecting to calling a cat retarded, you might be mentally handicapped. When it's not the sex change so much as the name change that gets you, Chris Maddock's your man. If you know that Clapton got the tempo wrong on 'Cocaine,' Chris Maddock's your man. And if you're just looking to find out the best insult to hurl at Christian rockers, oh yes, Chris Maddock's your man. 'Point of Entry' may have been a long time coming, but it's already a classic.Chris Maddock, Rookie MistakeWang. It's slang for dong. That's the first thing you're going to need to know. Second, a story about discussing God's testes with Mormons would be extra awesome if it ended in a fistfight, but there are a lot of problems with fighting a dude in a helmet in public. Point the third: comedy might only get you the dregs of the band groupies, but it's still cooler than poetry, because Comedy : Poetry :: Skateboarding : Rollerblading. (This will all be on the exam.) Finally, Christianity is the only religion that advertises, and that's too bad, because everyone wants to see a poster that aggressively declaring, 'Forget what you've been doin', start Hinduin'!' Special bonus lesson just for the vegans: you and the bee aren't going to bro down in the afterlife. Go ahead, eat the honey. Chris Maddock may be a rookie, but he's not making mistakes, he's doling out life lessons. And while he may not yet have figured out what's a funny enough thing to do while getting a BJ to risk the cooling off period in which he will most definitely not get blown, we cannot stress enough the joy of watching him pantomime mainlining XTreme soup, let alone seeing him act out the best, longest, most densely sexual innuendo fueled hypothetical scene ever conceived. That's comedy quality that can only be conveyed in DVD form, and it's why we're so, so proud to bring the vision of the Rusty Trombone salesman to your home. It's the Grammy-winning awesomeness you've come to expect Stand Up! Records and our hometown hero, Chris Maddock. Chris Maddock, CD & DVD The Twin Cities' own Chris Maddock, host of Stand Up! Records' Death Comedy Jam for nearly a decade, red-faced winter-biker, devoted husband and probably-gonna-be-fine dad, and little brother to the confoundingly-named Linus, is about to give the Seventh Street Entry, First Avenue's less-famous 'round the way girl, its own Purple Rain. That's right, we're calling it: 'Point of Entry' has jokes so good and lines so memorable and they'll go down in history alongside Morris Day's 'Let's see some asses wigglin'!' Come to think of it, Maddock's probably that once or twice while trying to slip a turkey leg into a cocktail, but who hasn't' Maddock's got solid marriage advice, a great punishment plan for any rogue cop who might try to bust Willie Nelson, and the good sense to know if you're busy objecting to calling a cat retarded, you might be mentally handicapped. When it's not the sex change so much as the name change that gets you, Chris Maddock's your man. If you know that Clapton got the tempo wrong on 'Cocaine,' Chris Maddock's your man. And if you're just looking to find out the best insult to hurl at Christian rockers, oh yes, Chris Maddock's your man. 'Point of Entry' may have been a long time coming, but it's already a classic. In this special set, we're proud to include Maddock's first DVD, 'Rookie Mistake,' wherein our hometown hero demonstrates that, while he may not yet have figured out what's a funny enough thing to do while getting a BJ to risk the cooling off period in which he will most definitely not get blown, he is capable of pantomime mainlining XTreme soup and boisterously acting out the best, longest, most densely sexual innuendo fueled hypothetical scene ever conceived. That's comedy quality that can only be conveyed in DVD form, and it's why we're stoked to bring the vision of the Rusty Trombone salesman to your home.

Label: STAND UP!
Genre: Stand Up Comedy
 

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