{"product_id":"creme-flesh-for-your-ass-only-cd","title":"Crème Flesh - For Your Ass Only (CD)","description":"\u003ch1\u003eCanada's CRÈME FLESH are back! Utterly offensive and totally relentless, 'For Your Ass Only' unleashes a landslide of punishing brutal death metal!\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eThree years after the jarring juxtaposition of frivolity and flesh-flaying musical firepower that was their 'Casablumpkin' debut, Canada's killer clowns of battering brutality have returned - CRÈME FLESH are back and this time they're licensed to kill! Armed with ten new tracks of lyrical absurdity and brutal death metal brilliance, the band that were once 'On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix' are now primed and ready to deliver the thrilling, delightfully offensive and brain-meltingly heavy 'For Your Ass Only'!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRight from the scorching opening riffs of 'Field of Creams', CRÈME FLESH make it abundantly clear that while you can laugh at their song titles, the accompanying music is no joke. Songs like 'Lake Flaccid' provide the perfect juxtaposition between outrageous humor and deadly serious and accomplished brutality, delivered with perfect precision. 'The Gapes of Wrath' is the epitome of total skull-crushing slam, while 'MILF of Magnesia' is a monster of a track - a masterclass in brutal death metal. Just steer well clear if you're easily offended or can't take a joke! Tracks like 'Sleepless on Cialis' and 'Whores of Perception' are designed for live destruction and seethe with the kind of grooves and aggression that could start a pit in an empty room, while the warped and wicked 'Jagged Little Penis' dissects you with its sadistic riffs and takes you to the brink of madness. With 'For Your Ass Only' CRÈME FLESH have raised the bar in every aspect of their bizarre brutality - musicianship, song writing, sheer sonic savagery and yes, depraved humor!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe latest mission for the secret agents of CRÈME FLESH will begin on April 3rd, under the guidance of Comatose Music. With a ferocious sound palette courtesy of producer Geoff Hodsman (Human Compost, Apegod etc) and brilliant artwork from Krag (Paroxsihzem, Nuclearhammer etc), there won't be another album quite like 'For Your Ass Only' this year, or any other.\u003c\/p\u003e         \u003ch2\u003eMedia\u003c\/h2\u003e        \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:px;\"\u003e   \u003ciframe width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" allow=\"autoplay\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/soundcloud%3Atracks%3A2248803092%3Fsecret_token%3Ds-JpDLcN6a0Qo\u0026amp;color=%23ff5500\u0026amp;auto_play=true\u0026amp;hide_related=false\u0026amp;show_comments=true\u0026amp;show_user=true\u0026amp;show_reposts=false\u0026amp;show_teaser=true\u0026amp;visual=true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/imperative-pr\" title=\"Imperative PR\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/imperative-pr\/04-for-your-ass-only\/s-JpDLcN6a0Qo\" title=\"Crème Flesh -- For Your Ass Only\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\"\u003eCrème Flesh -- For Your Ass Only\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e        \u003cli\u003eField of Creams\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eNo Cunt for Old Men\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eLake Flaccid\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eFor Your Ass Only\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eThe Gapes of Wrath\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eMILF of Magnesia\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eSleepless on Cialis\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eJagged Little Penis\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eScat's Cradle\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eWhores of Perception\u003c\/li\u003e          \u003c\/ul\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eAdditional Details\u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comatose Music\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenre:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metal\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/strong\u003e English  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRun Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34:59 mins\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegion:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0       \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 04\/03\/26\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUPC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 827166541426\u003c\/p\u003e ","brand":"COMATOSE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47383043309817,"sku":"COMA197","price":13.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/4889\/files\/COMA197.jpg?v=1770128784","url":"https:\/\/mvdshop.com\/products\/creme-flesh-for-your-ass-only-cd","provider":"MVD Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}