{"product_id":"santa-christ-die-santa-christ-die-cd","title":"Santa Christ - Die, Santa Christ, Die! (CD) PREORDER","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Greatest Band That Never Was—a crushing collision of industrial metal, experimental rock and controlled chaos\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eSanta Christ was the singular studio creation of musician and accomplished tattoo artist Wayne Crowther—a crushing, unpredictable collision of industrial metal, experimental heavy rock, electronic noise, punk aggression, dark humor and outright absurdity. Heavy riffs and mechanical rhythms collide with synths, samples, abrupt stylistic turns and Crowther's own warped musical language across 16 tracks that rarely behave the way a rock song is supposed to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBilled as “The Greatest Band That Never Was,” Santa Christ was never a traditional band and never performed live. Instead, Crowther created the project in the studio with help from a small circle of fellow musicians and friends. The resulting album was proudly described in its original promotional copy as “a tangy mélange of flagrant self indulgence and mental masturbation”—a description entirely appropriate for a project that existed on its own terms.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReleased by Big Curve Music on October 15, 2021, Die, Santa Christ, Die! was written and performed under the Santa Christ name and produced, mixed and mastered by Kleetus and Hollowboy. Crowther passed away approximately a year after the album's release, leaving Die, Santa Christ, Die! as the defining document of his singular Santa Christ creation.\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003ch2\u003eTrack Listing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e        \u003cli\u003eOutlaws Have the Right to Kill\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eGoosestep\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eShrapnel\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eCool As Shit\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eIf You’re Cool Break Out The Drugs\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eDiener Mutter\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eWatts This\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eDim Mak\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eSomething :Krunvi This Way Comes\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eSpunk Rock\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003e97 or 33\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eAll Must :Krove\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003ePassive Aggressive Fight Song\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eCasual Friday\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eJoin Us\u003c\/li\u003e                  \u003cli\u003eSodo-Might!\u003c\/li\u003e          \u003c\/ul\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eAdditional Details\u003c\/h2\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Big Curve Music\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenre:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metal\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRun Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 38 mins\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\/11\/26\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUPC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 755491217146\u003c\/p\u003e ","brand":"HOSTILECI","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67337438855417,"sku":"BCM-015-CD","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/4889\/files\/BCM-015-CD.jpg?v=1791735197","url":"https:\/\/mvdshop.com\/products\/santa-christ-die-santa-christ-die-cd","provider":"MVD Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}